Ugh. ServerBeach killed our server this morning at about 4AM PST. Their support forums tell us there was a power outage, but then our mysql server wouldn’t boot up and all of that means lost users and lost revenues over a stupid power failure.

Our first reaction was to go ape shit and yell at them, but having been in the hosting business before, I understand what they’re going through. Most of this isn’t directly their fault, but they do promise us almost perfect uptime. Serverbeach hosts companies such as Youtube; and when infrastructure goes down, a lot of money is lost by everyone. Even if the root cause of the power failure was environmental, fingers will be pointed at ServerBeach because of their promises of superb service towards businesses.

Although I did say I’d forgive them, I would like some reimbursement. Their SLA reads:

In the event ServerBeach fails to meet the Replacement Guarantee or customer experiences Infrastructure Downtime or Network Downtime as outlined herein, provided Customer follows the procedures outlined herein, ServerBeach will apply a credit (”Credit”) to customer’s account in an amount equal to five percent (5%) of the Net MRC for the affected account for each half hour of downtime or fraction thereof. “Net MRC” means the monthly recurring charge for hosting service for the server experiencing the issue excluding any add-on or optional services which are not included as part of the standard hosting plan but are included as part of such customer’s monthly recurring charge.

That’s just lame. I want 3 months of free service!!! Now I remember why I got out of the dedicated server business back at age 14… because I had to deal with customers like me.

Jessica Mah is a 17 year old entrepreneur, blogger, and sophomore in college. She’s currently the founder of a startup, managing editor at Startupism.com, SimonsRockers.com, and Jessicamah.com.